LI-TIEGUAI

Also known as LI-TIE GUAI, LI T'IEH-KUAI, LI-XUAN

Scruffy old immortal with an iron crutch

One of the EIGHT-IMMORTALS, he's famously known as "Li with the Iron Crutch".

One day, his spirit paid a visit to LAO-ZI and learned the secrets of Immortality. He arrived back to find his body had been cremated a little prematurely and was now a heap of ashes.

In this situation you need to find a replacement body very rapidly indeed, or your chances of getting into Heaven are zilch. The best LI-TIEGUAI could find on the spur of the moment was a dead beggar in a ditch.

Worse still, upon entry and activation, he discovered that the body was lame and needed support from an iron crutch. But beggars can't be choosers — and LI-TIEGUAI was thoroughly beggared.

He knew it was now or never — and, as it turned out, 'now' meant for ever and ever. He'd become immortal. So he made the best of it. And now, in his immortal and immutable state, he is very popular with the disabled. In fact he's reached the status of patron deity to the sick.