Roman General out hunting. Comes across stag with crucifix between antlers. Instantly converted. Converts family. All baptized.
Wife captured by pirates. Two sons seized by wolf and lion. All miraculously saved by the trainee Saint.
Arrested as heretics and thrown into animal pit. Animals lick them with love.
Just when you think there should be a happy ending we can only say sorry. They were all roasted inside a brazen bull.