As usual the hordes of gawping groupies sought him out and he had to allocate two days a week fending off silly questions.
He had to carve out an oratory where he could barricade himself in. "First of all, before I answer anything did you bring any moldy rye bread?"
St JOHN-OF-EGYPT FACTS AND FIGURES
Name : JOHN-OF-EGYPT
Pronunciation : Coming soon
Alternative names : None known
Location : Worldwide Christianity
Gender : Male
Type : saint
In charge of : Unknown at present
God of :
Celebration or Feast Day : Unknown at present
Birth and Death Dates : ???-344
Good/Evil Rating : Unknown at present
Popularity index : 1351