In ages past he flew down to earth from the kingdom of the sun, carrying a precious grain of corn in his ear-hole. This was planted by goodie God HAHGWEHDIYU into the body of his mum, and became the source of all fertility. It takes a wise old crow to think of things like that. And who could blame him for crowing about it afterwards?
GodNote: Sorry this Ga-gaah article is a bit short. We have sent our Data Dwarves off to find more nuggets of information. Stay tuned.