In the beginning was chaos. Then along came QUAOAR with a spring in his step and a song in his heart. He danced and whirled and sang the Song of Creation, and thus the Universe began.
First to be created was WEYWOT, God of the Sky. He joined in the dance routine and helped to create CHEHOOIT, Goddess of the Earth.
With complicated three-part harmonies now possible, the song grew ever more creative — so TAMIT the Sun and MOAR the Moon soon popped into existence.
For a grand finale, the quintet sang into being plants, animals, people, stars, paperclips, clouds, agoraphobia, comets and everything else that exists. Not forgetting further deities MANISAR, MANIT, PAMIT, TOLMALOK and TUKUPAR-ITAR. And the audience roared.
His work done, QUAOAR settled back for a well-earned rest. They don’t write songs like that anymore.
QUAOAR FACTS AND FIGURES
Name : QUAOAR
Pronunciation : Coming soon
Alternative names : 2002-LM60
Area or people : Tongva tribe of Southern California
Location : North America
Gender : Male
Type : deity
In charge of : Creating
God of : Creation
Celebration or Feast Day : Unknown at present
Good/Evil Rating : Unknown at present
Popularity index : 5474