AROTEH and TONOPOD were two magicians who had control of food supplies on the surface of the Earth when humans lived below.
One day when humans tunneled upwards to steal food the Magicians dug them up. They were amazed to find them really ugly web-footed things with tusks.
They decided there and then to start their own cosmetic surgery clinic as an excuse to practice their magic. From the word go it won gasps of amazement from a delighted participating audience. This sort of thing still seems to be much in demand.