FUKUROKUJU

One of the Seven Japanese Gods of Good Fortune.

He has probably the rudest sounding name of any God. And it's very inappropriate.
FUKUROKUJU is a God in charge of Health and Fitness. He keeps in very good shape, but we're not sure if this is the shape most people would want to be... with an elongated head and short bandy legs.

We believe he may have been sneakily purloined by the Feng Shui Brigade as part of their FUK, LUK & SHU package. This is of course Chinese, and will probably remain more inscrutable than popular.

Secrets of the Feng Shui

Not everybody realises that Feng Shui relies on Godly Good Fortune from FUK, LUK & SHOU, the Good Luck Gods and corporate Feng Shui moguls.

Don't be disappointed - follow the Godchecker Feng Shui Guide for perfect results every time.

Directions for Use:
Stage 1: First catch your God. Then make sure he points in the right direction.
Stage 2: Adjust your Karma with soothing Japanese music played on bamboo shoots.
Stage 2: Eat a lotus leaf backwards while thinking Profound Thoughts.
Stage 4: Balance a goldfish bowl on your head. This will cause all your negative vibrations to flow outwards whenever you pass East Wind.
Stage 5: Insert Toe A into Nostril B using wooden utensil provided.
Stage 6: Wriggle until done.

Happiness on sail now!

The Seven Gods of Good Fortune are a special package deal with the SHICHI FUJUKIN happiness band.

Book a cruise in the treasure boat they all share. Super value - the trip of a lifetime with BENZAI (Goddess of Love), BISHAMON (Enemy Basher), DAIKOKU (Wealth Counselling) EBISU (God of Fishing), FUKURUKOJU (Health and Keep Fit), JUROJIN (God of Longevity) and HOTEI OSHO (Happiness and Generosity).

These trips are always fully booked and it's only fair to warn you there's a lengthy waiting list.