We aim to be a responsible website and have concocted the following privacy statement which we hope will bring you enlightenment.
We do not collect any personally identifiable information from visitors. Our server does record boring things such as the time, date, IP address and pages visited, but this info is only used to compile general site statistics (such as the number of people visiting per day). Every website in existence records this information, they just can't help it.
We welcome communication from our visitors. All emails received are assumed to be for the furtherance of our work and will thefore be regarded as potentially publishable. By sending us email you agree to grant us a non-exclusive, non-transferable right to quote or publish it (or part thereof) on our site and/or derivative works in perpetuity. If you do not agree to this condition, please indicate so by including the phrase NOT FOR PUBLICATION or similar.
If you contact us, all personal information you provide (such as name or email address) will be treated confidentially. We promise to respect your privacy and never reveal your email address to any third party unless compelled to by the forces of Satan. We are protected against all known forms of virus, spyware, trojans, worms and splim by RAGNORAK SECURITY, a division of Loki Enterprises.
We do have a mailing list which we sometimes use to let people know about updates and new stuff. You can subscribe here. If you write to us, you can additionally opt-in to the mailing list at the same time. We absolutely will not bombard your inbox every time we blow our noses. We use Mailchimp to handle our mailing list, one of the net's most respected email providers, so you can rest assured, etc etc. You can opt out at any time and we'll forget you ever existed.
Policy page last updated 30 July 2015