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Godchecker Privacy Policy

We aim to be a responsible website and have concocted the following privacy statement which we hope will bring you enlightenment.


Cookies are little text files that websites use to store data on your device. We don't use them much, and only to help bits of our site work properly. For example, a drop-down list may use a little cookie to remember which letter you clicked on. We do not store any personally identifiable information at any time.

We only use temporary session cookies which your browser deletes when you close it. You can easily disable cookies (consult your browser documentation) and the site should work fine.

We have worked hard to minimize our cookie use and currently (March 2014) this site does not use cookies at all.

Any advertisements on this site served by Google, Inc and affiliated companies probably do use cookies. These cookies allow Google to display ads based on your visits to this site and other sites that use affiliated Google services. You can learn more about this cookie usage, including how to opt-out, by visiting

Site stats

We do not collect any personally identifiable information from visitors. Our server does record boring things such as the time, date, IP address and pages visited, but this info is only used to compile general site statistics (such as the number of people visiting per day). Every website in existence records this information, they just can't help it.

Email policy

We welcome communication from our visitors. All emails received are assumed to be for the furtherance of our work and will thefore be regarded as potentially publishable. By sending us email you agree to grant us a non-exclusive, non-transferable right to quote or publish it (or part thereof) on our site and/or derivative works in perpetuity. If you do not agree to this condition, please indicate so by including the phrase NOT FOR PUBLICATION or similar.

If you contact us, all personal information you provide (such as name or email address) will be treated confidentially. We promise to respect your privacy and never reveal your email address to any third party unless compelled to by the forces of Satan. We are protected against all known forms of virus, spyware, trojans, worms and splim by RAGNORAK SECURITY, a division of Loki Enterprises.

We do have a mailing list which we sometimes use to let people know about updates and new stuff. You can subscribe here. If you write to us, you can additionally opt-in to the mailing list at the same time. We absolutely will not bombard your inbox every time we blow our noses. We use Mailchimp to handle our mailing list, one of the net's most respected email providers, so you can rest assured, etc etc. You can opt out at any time and we'll forget you ever existed.

Child privacy policy

We are proud to say that this website is used by many schools and education establishments. If a person under 13 years of age wishes to contact us, this should ideally be done via the school or a parent. However, be assured that we do not collect, use or sell anybody's personal information. Names and email addresses are kept only as long as it takes to action them and are then deleted.

Last updated 10 November 2013

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