Unfortunately, like most doctors, BABALU-AYE is overworked and understaffed. You can help by making a donation: offerings of white wine and popcorn will not be turned away. Please give generously to this worthy cause.
Sources tell us BABALU-AYE walks on crutches — or possibly just carries them around. He also has two dogs. To sniff out infection? His favorite colors are brown, black and purple — the hues of bruising.
We regret to report that at the moment BABALU-AYE’s most pressing problem is AIDS, which he is constantly being asked to cure. We just hope his medical scientists are working on it.