The First Human. Made in Zimbabwe
The first man ever was created by MAORI, who popped him into the bottom of a lake along with a horn of Ngona oil. This is amazingly fertile stuff and soon the lake was full of aquatic life. But MWUETSI complained bitterly. Not only were living conditions far too damp, he had gone right off raw fish.
He was sent another woman, Morongo, but she produced nothing but animals. MAORI asked him to lay off sex for a bit, but no, he raped her. As a result she gave birth to all the snakes, spiders and nasty creatures of the world.
The story has a moral ending. MWUETSI rather fancied one of the snakes (we blame it on the Ngona oil). After an attempted liaison, it bit him and he died. Which was probably a blessing to all concerned. What MAORI did after this we have no idea. Perhaps he went into therapy.
Authors: Peter J Allen and Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.
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Area or people : Makoni people of Zimbabwe
Location : Africa
Gender : Male
Type : Legendary Mortal
Celebration or Feast Day : Unknown at present
Good/Evil Rating : NOT OKAY, be careful
Pronunciation : Coming soon
Alternative names : None known
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