Tits and bits. Handsome man meets beautiful nymph in lakeside liaison and she ends up moving into his place. Literally. Two can live as cheaply as one when you share the same body.
Despite his protests she clung on, praying to the Gods until some sort of holy cloning took place. The first example of genetic modification? The two wayward lovers fused together into the world’s first transsexual transvestite.
That kind of thing is all very well until you have your first real argument. And then you realize that you have to throw the crockery at yourself.