Although she’s a giantess, GERD is a real looker. She is so gorgeous that even her naked elbows are a massive turn-on. Even inanimate objects get the hots for her when GERD appears in her lacy lingerie. The phrase ‘gird up your loins’ springs to mind.
She reluctantly started dating FREYR after his servant SKIRNIR, acting as match-maker and go-between, showed her his magic sword. What girl could resist?
Well actually she could, as a matter of fact. But they eventually married after he threatened to cover the world in ice.
GERD FACTS AND FIGURES
Name : GERD
Pronunciation : Coming soon
Alternative names : GERDA, GERDHR, GERTH,
Location : Scandinavia
Gender : Female
Type : deity
In charge of : Fertility
God of : Fertility
Celebration or Feast Day : Unknown at present
Good/Evil Rating : Unknown at present
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