Although she’s a giantess, GERD is a real looker. She is so gorgeous that even her naked elbows are a massive turn-on. Even inanimate objects get the hots for her when GERD appears in her lacy lingerie. The phrase ‘gird up your loins’ springs to mind.
Well actually she could, as a matter of fact. But they eventually married after he threatened to cover the world in ice.
Gerd Facts and Figures
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names: GERDA, GERDHR, GERTH,
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
In charge of: Fertility
Area of expertise: Fertility
Good/Evil Rating: Unknown at present
Popularity index: 26177
Article last updated on 30 November 2017 by Rowan Allen.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.