Although she’s a giantess, GERD is a real looker. She is so gorgeous that even her naked elbows are a massive turn-on. Even inanimate objects get the hots for her when GERD appears in her lacy lingerie. The phrase ‘gird up your loins’ springs to mind.
She reluctantly started dating FREYR after his servant SKIRNIR, acting as match-maker and go-between, showed her his magic sword. What girl could resist?
Well actually she could, as a matter of fact. But they eventually married after he threatened to cover the world in ice.
Article last updated on 08 January 2014
by Rowan Allen.
Editors: Peter J Allen, Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.
Cite this article:
Saunders, Chas, and Peter J. Allen, eds. "GERD: Goddess of Fertility from Norse mythology." Godchecker. Godchecker/CID, 08 Jan. 2014. Web. 29 July 2014.