ABEGUWO

ABEGUWO: Goddess of Rain.

The world is her lavatory. ABEGUWO lives in the sky, and whenever she needs to relieve herself she has no inhibitions about letting loose all over the planet.

She really should be called Abiguwee, or perhaps Abigupee. When she takes a pee it's time to get out your umbrella. This might sound a little unsavory, but if you think about it, it could be a lot worse.

Better to nice to her or she'll rain on your parade. And don't even think of challenging her to a pissing contest.