The world is her lavatory. ABEGUWO lives in the sky, and whenever she needs to relieve herself she has no inhibitions about letting loose all over the planet.
She really should be called Abiguwee, or perhaps Abigupee. When she takes a pee it’s time to get out your umbrella. This might sound a little unsavory, but if you think about it, it could be a lot worse.
Better to nice to her or she’ll rain on your parade. And don’t even think of challenging her to a pissing contest.
Abeguwo Facts and Figures
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names: None known
Area or people: Melanesia, New Guinea
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
In charge of: Rain
Area of expertise: Rain
Good/Evil Rating: Unknown at present
Popularity index: 25542
Article last updated on 30 November 2018 by the Godchecker data dwarves.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.