He once played a lengthy game of skittles with himself. Well — not entirely. That would be rather painful we would imagine, and I don’t think we should let our imaginations dwell on such matters.
What he did was make ten little clay effigies of himself and roll a coconut or something at them. When one got a little appendage knocked off it turned into a living doll — the first female.
The rest, as they say, is history.