As permanent rest homes go, it has a five star rating. Amenities include a magic cauldron presided over by nine maidens which has total restorative properties. A fountain of wine. Splendid gardens and orchards. Excellent bird-spotting facilities. Unique weather settings which render central heating obsolete.
There is only one rule. Do not attempt to touch or steal the cauldron. Any attempt is doomed to failure — with the emphasis on Doom.