MYIAGROS

God of Flies and Fly-Swatting.

In those ancient unsanitary times, flies were dangerous critters, bringing plague, sickness and death. In fact they were the original weapons of mass destruction. Without the benefit of fly-spray aerosols or fly-paper, only the Gods could keep them at bay. Few people know that BEELZEBUB himself started out as a fly-swatter.

Godchecker Tip: It's a little-known fact that resting flies actually take-off backwards. That's why it's so difficult to obliterate them. Once you know which way they're heading, it's easy to catch them.

Armed with this secret knowledge, our Godchecker-In-Chief is an acknowledged Grandmaster of Fly-Catching, capable of catching any fly with his bare hands. And so Godchecker H.Q. remains a safe haven from plagues and pestilence.