MAUI

A Pest of a God.

Mum had never liked her son much. Not since the day he was born looking like a jellyfish and she had thrown him into the sea. He was rescued by a God called TAMA, who hung him up to dry. When he'd assumed a more child-like shape and grown into a scamp of a boy he was sent off back to mum.

She had so many children by now she couldn't quite remember which one he was and couldn't remember his name so called him MAUI. We have no idea what this means, probably something like 'Oi Yu' or 'Thingy'.

His dad seemed quite pleased to see him however, and gave him a magic fishhook called Manai-Ka-Lani which meant he would be able to catch his own fish. He tried to go fishing with his brothers again but they threw him out of the canoe. He kept pestering, and one day they relented and he had some big catches, but when he pulled them up they became islands. He also showed off and hooked the sun to make it move more slowly.

After this of course he became an unbearable smart-ass, discovered playing with fire and showing off at every opportunity in the best trickster tradition.

He eventually came to a very tricky end. Finding HINENUITEPO the Goddess asleep, he became very curious because she was a Big lady. We are talking colossal here. MAUI thought it would be fun to walk through her body — starting from an entrance not normally accessible.

Now HINENUITEPO was not sleeping in a very ladylike position (although missionaries have since put it to good use). At the crucial moment, a flock of birds twittered in shock at the unusual spectacle and she woke up with a start. Her legs clapped together and Splunch!. No more MAUI.