Australian Aboriginal Mythology

The Dreaming Gods and Spirits of Oz

JULANA

Jumu Bad God

Dirty old deity in a raincoat

We call him a deity, but he’s closer to a demon. Lone women beware. This perverted spirit pops up in unexpected places, and we are not being euphemistic.

He is a lecherous entity who travels underground, burrowing through the sand like a feverishly excited Warner Brother’s character. When he detects a likely female, he bursts out in front of his unsuspecting victim. And what also bursts out is not a normal flasher’s flash, but a larger-than-life phallic fantasy.

Sadly, Julana only has one thing on his mind, and he won’t take no for an answer. Young women traveling alone are most at risk, so be sensible out there.

His father is Dreamtime God Njirana, who we hope is ashamed of his offspring’s appalling behavior. If you happen to encounter this dirty old pervert, we can only suggest that you laugh disparagingly at his appendage before running as fast as you can in the direction of safety.

Julana Facts and Figures

Name: Julana
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names:

Gender: Male
Type: God
Area or people: Jumu tribe of Western Australia
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present

In charge of: Wrongdoing and bad deeds
Area of expertise: Wrongdoing

Good/Evil Rating: BAD, best avoided
Popularity index: 2284

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Article last revised on April 22, 2019 by Rowan Allen.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders

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