He was utterly obsessed by chocolate, which he believed to be the most exquisite substance in the world. He couldn’t understand what the Spaniards saw in all that silly gold stuff lying around, and was therefore completely unprepared for the brutal takeover of his entire empire.
Makes you wonder what would’ve happened if the Aztecs had invaded Spain instead. A brutal chocolate pillage? A country brought to ruin by the lust for cocoa?
Montezuma Facts and Figures
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names: MOCTEZUMA, MOTECUHZOMA
Type: legendary mortal
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
In charge of: Chocolate
Area of expertise: Chocolate
Good/Evil Rating: GOOD, quite approachable
Article last updated on 09 April 2019 by the Godchecker data dwarves.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.