St. EUPLIUS
Christian Saint
Patron Saint of Catania in Sicily
Deacon and Martyr. Arrested in Catana for reading from the Bible, the Governor asked him what it was all about and to read him extracts.
It seems he was not impressed. “So the hero gets trashed early on — doesn’t take out any enemies with him and his buddies don’t go round doing revenge apart from trying to bore people to death. It’s hardly worth censoring.”
“It doesn’t matter if you do,” said our Saint. “I can quote it all by heart.”
“Oh well — a beheading will soon cure that.”
St. Euplius Facts and Figures
Name: Euplius
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names:
Gender: Male
Type: Saint
Birth and Death Dates: ???-304
Celebration or Feast Day: August 12th
Role: Unknown at present
Good/Evil Rating: Unknown at present
Popularity index: 1489
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Article last revised on April 07, 2019 by the Godchecker data dwarves.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
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