Inca Mythology

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KHUNO

Inca Storm God

Ancient Aymaran God of Weather and Hard Drugs

He was a high altitude, bad attitude Storm and Lightning God who got fed up with humans messing about with his nice clean snow. He also didn’t see why they should keep burning things to keep warm.

In a fit of fury, he stormed for all he was worth and sent lightning zapping across the land. Soon all the plants were zapped to oblivion and the shell-shocked humans began to starve.

Some kind of compromise was finally reached when Khuno directed them to the surviving coca plant. After a few nibbles of fresh organic cocaine, they didn’t care how high they were or what the weather was like. They also became very protective of the snow.

So it looks like Khuno was the world’s first drugs dealer. Is it any coincidence that ‘snow’ is a nickname for dodgy powdery stuff?

Khuno Facts and Figures

Name: Khuno
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names:

Gender: Male
Type: God
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present

In charge of: Storms
Area of expertise: Storms

Good/Evil Rating: Unknown at present
Popularity index: 1244

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Article last revised on September 14, 2018 by the Godchecker data dwarves.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders

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