When he popped his head round the kitchen door, he was disturbed to find his hostess vomiting into the dish. She had planned to serve this up on a bed of rice with a delicate garnish of freshly pooped poop and a bottle of house wine. And that was just the first course.
Disgusted and insulted, TSUKIYOMI killed her and stormed out. However, the corpse of UKE-MOCHI continued to propagate food like some uncontrollable grow bag. From every orifice poured the ingredients for Daily Bread, Rice Pudding, Soya Beanfeasts and much more. Even including the odd cow and other edible animals.
Ever her fame grows and fast food chains should offer everlasting prayers. Her husband INARI — the God of Rice — still holds a Rice Distribution Concession. He feels in the circumstances it all turned out for the best as he does not have to face his wife’s cooking any more.
Uke-Mochi Facts and Figures
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names: UKEMOCHI
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
In charge of: Cooking
Area of expertise: Cooking, Cuisine
Good/Evil Rating: NEUTRAL, may not care
Article last updated on 19 November 2018 by Rowan Allen.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.