He is a little-known figure who seems to prefer to avoid the limelight. His game is the household protection racket. “Nice farmstead you got here. Be a real shame if anything happened to it.”
DIMSTIPATIS will protect your property from fire, theft and accidents with his fully comprehensive Home Insurance Policy.
His rates are very reasonable, ranging from a boiled hen to a slaughtered pig. Book now for a no-obligation consultation.
Dimstipatis Facts and Figures
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names: Dimste
Area or people: Lithuania
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
In charge of: Protection
Area of expertise: Protection
Good/Evil Rating: NEUTRAL, may not care
Article last updated on 10 May 2019 by the Godchecker data dwarves.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.