He is the God to call upon should you be having any trouble in that department. There’s no need to be embarrassed. Go for Baklum Chaam every time. He’s far more reliable than those emails promising more inches than could safely be accommodated in anyone’s pants.
Like Priapus, he is usually depicted with the relevant section of his anatomy standing to attention. If you’d like to see an illustration, please visit our Under The Counter Dept where a selection of artistic postcards are available for purchase.
Baklum Chaam Facts and Figures
Name: Baklum Chaam
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names: BACKLUM-CHAAM
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
In charge of: Fertility
Area of expertise: Fertility
Good/Evil Rating: Unknown at present
Popularity index: 92
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Article last updated on May 16, 2019 by the Godchecker data dwarves.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
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