BAKLUM CHAAM
Maya Fertility God
Also known as Backlum-Chaam
God of Male Sexuality and Masculine Horniness
He is the God to call upon should you be having any trouble in that department. There’s no need to be embarrassed. Go for Baklum Chaam every time. He’s far more reliable than those emails promising more inches than could safely be accommodated in anyone’s pants.
Like Priapus, he is usually depicted with the relevant section of his anatomy standing to attention. If you’d like to see an illustration, please visit our Under The Counter Dept where a selection of artistic postcards are available for purchase.
Baklum Chaam Facts and Figures
Name: Baklum Chaam
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names: Backlum-Chaam
Gender: Male
Type: God
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
Role:
In charge of: Fertility
Area of expertise: Fertility
Good/Evil Rating: Unknown at present
Popularity index: 4541
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Article last revised on May 16, 2019 by the Godchecker data dwarves.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.