This poor old lizard was the first creature.
Unfortunately he was like some genetically modified organism gone wrong. He was missing vital organs – instead his skin sweated sperm and he had to poop through his mouth.
Luckily there was a goddess named Jari on hand to sort him out. She performed some amateur corrective surgery and created the missing bits. With his new butthole he could finally poop with dignity.
After this triumph he settled down to become the first ancestor of the Wogeo people if not the entire human race.
Kamarong Facts and Figures
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Gender: Sorry, we don't know
Area or people: Wogeo people of Papua New Guinea
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
In charge of: Unknown
Area of expertise: Unknown
Good/Evil Rating: Unknown at present
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Article last revised on May 25, 2019 by Rowan Allen.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
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