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BELLIFLUFICUS

Roman Navel Lint God

The God of Belly Button Fluff

Just to prove you can take almost any Latin-sounding word and find it’s a God, we present the deity in charge of navel lint.

This is obviously absurd, but the Romans insisted on having a deity for absolutely everything, so why not? You can’t prove he doesn’t exist. And bellybutton fluff certainly does exist, so clearly there must be a god of it.

With the Romans it was always worth taking a chance — the consequences might be terrible if a God was missed out of their invocations by mistake.

BELLIFLUFICUS FACTS AND FIGURES

Name : BELLIFLUFICUS
Location : Italy and Roman Europe
Gender : Male
Type : deity
In charge of : Belly Button Fluff
Celebration or Feast Day : Unknown at present
Good/Evil Rating : NEUTRAL, may not care
Pronunciation : Coming soon
Alternative names : None known
Popularity index : 6352

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Article last updated on 19 August 2014 by the Godchecker Team.
Editors: Peter J Allen, Chas Saunders

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