Roman Mythology

The Classical Gods of the Roman Empire...

BELLIFLUFICUS

Roman Navel Lint God

The God of Belly Button Fluff

Just to prove you can take almost any Latin-sounding word and find it’s a God, we present the deity in charge of navel lint.

This is obviously absurd, but the Romans insisted on having a deity for absolutely everything, so why not? You can’t prove he doesn’t exist. And bellybutton fluff certainly does exist, so clearly there must be a god of it.

With the Romans it was always worth taking a chance — the consequences might be terrible if a God was missed out of their invocations by mistake.

Bellifluficus Facts and Figures

Name: Bellifluficus
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names:

Gender: Male
Type: God
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present

In charge of: Belly Button Fluff
Area of expertise: Fluff, Lint, Belly Button Fluff, Navel Fluff

Good/Evil Rating: NEUTRAL, may not care
Popularity index: 1803

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Article last revised on November 17, 2018 by the Godchecker data dwarves.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders

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