He was not a god to start with. Just a tough guy, an old-fashioned heavy. Being begotten by top god ZEUS with ALCMENA did not automatically bestow godly status. After all, ZEUS did put himself around a lot. (For all you know, you might be a descendent of the King of Olympus too. Try to register an immortality claim and see what happens.)
Being a god son was not much fun. HERA detested most of ZEUS’s extra-marital kids, but she hated this one with a divine vengeance and plotted the most evil plots against him, even before he was born. (See EURYSTHEUS.)
HERACLES means ‘Hera’s Glory’, but after she drove him insane and forced him to kill his own children it was more like Hera’s Gory.
Poor Herc, reeling from the murder of his children, went to the Oracle of APOLLO for psychological counseling and was told that a bit of physical labor would take his mind off things. Thus began The Labors Of Heracles.
These tasks, in truth devised by HERA and implemented by his arch enemy and rival EURYSTHEUS, lasted many years — and were designed solely for the purpose of wiping him out. But he didn’t know that. “Complete those Labors and immortality shall be yours,” the Oracle had said, and poor Herc didn’t know any better.
So he went off and battled monsters, cut heads off things, stole Golden Delicious apples and had adventures which were far too exciting to be related here... while EURYSTHEUS taunted him and tricked him and cooked up devious schemes to trouble him.
The Labors Of Heracles (in 12 volumes)
First Labor: The NEMEAN-LION
Second Labor: The Lernean HYDRA
Third Labor: The CERYNEIAN-HIND
Fourth Labor: The ERYMANTHIAN-BOAR
Fifth Labor: The AUGEAN-STABLES
Sixth Labor: The STYMPHALIAN-BIRDS
Seventh Labor: The CRETAN-BULL
Eighth Labor: The MARES-OF-DIOMEDES
Ninth Labor: The Girdle Of HIPPOLYTA
Tenth Labor: The Cattle Of GERYON
Eleventh Labor: The Apples Of The HESPERIDES
Twelfth Labor: The Capture Of CERBERUS
Although HERACLES succeeded in every quest, this only made HERA hate him the more. The poor guy traveled everywhere doing his best to right wrongs, but she plagued him with storms and evilness for many years afterwards. Finally, after many more adventures, including being sold as a slave, becoming a pirate and fighting for OLYMPUS against the giant sons of the TITANS, he died in a mix-up over a magic potion, and was accidentally tainted with the blood of the HYDRA from one of his own arrowheads.
But as a reward for all his trials and tribulations, he was offered a grudging kind of immortality and a share of the film rights. Reconciled to HERA at last, he married her daughter HEBE and now lives happily ever after. And then did it all over again for the Romans under the name HERCULES...
Heracles Facts and Figures
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names: HERAKLES, ALCIDES
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
In charge of: Heroics
Area of expertise: Hero
Good/Evil Rating: Unknown at present
Article last updated on 05 September 2018 by Rowan Allen.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.